Capital Punishment Monthly is a Fully Paid-Up Nasty Bastard Publication©
The Whitechapel Whelk
We are a small, but perfectly formed band of satirists and smudge artists. We neither drink nor smoke. Nor indeed, do we use profanity or indulge in the sinful pleasures of the flesh. Now if you'll excuse me I need to get down the pub before closing time for a few pints and half an ounce of Golden Virginia. Hopefully, I'll have enough cash left to visit the local rub 'n' tug shop later for a massage and a rattling good bunk up with a painted floozie. All The Best. Danny SoZ. Editor-in-chief
The Whitechapel Whelk 
August 11, 2019 at 7:34 am
EXECUTE SOME SENSE INTO ‘EM! *wheeze*
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August 11, 2019 at 10:55 pm
How are you missing a Priti Patel joke?
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August 12, 2019 at 3:21 am
It was remiss of us admittedly. Priti by name, rather ugly by nature 🙂
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August 11, 2019 at 11:51 pm
Why isn’t this available in my local Newsagent?
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August 12, 2019 at 3:22 am
It’s probably tucked behind Gardening Monthly or Big ‘n’ Bouncy
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August 12, 2019 at 6:21 am
Ah. Never checked behind Gardening Monthly.
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August 12, 2019 at 2:24 am
Even those against the death penalty have to admit it achieves the behavior modification desired.
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August 12, 2019 at 3:25 am
Yes. America’s retention of the death penalty and the complete absense of murder, as a result, is all the proof we need that it’s a great deterrent.
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