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Murs pictured in combative mood last night

Big-faced pop icon, Olly Murs, last night furiously scotched rumours that he is the father of Prince George of Cambridge after a number of royal watchers remarked on the similarity between the singer and the massively-faced royal tot.

Speaking to a Whelk reporter from his home in Surrey, a clearly upset Murs said: “There’s no way I’m Prince George’s dad.

“I accept that he has a huge face like mine, but that doesn’t mean I’ve slept with Kate Middleton.

“I’ve only met the Duchess once when she came backstage after a gig, and although there was definitely a spark between us, I didn’t take the opportunity to give her one.

“Anyway, loads of kids of that age have big faces.

“Just look at Jacob Rees-Mogg’s youngest boy.

Even though his dad’s a rat-faced, skinny sod, the kid’s dial looks like it’s been run over by a steamroller”

A spokesman for the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge said last night: “There’s no way Olly Murs is George’s dad and if that Jeremy Kyle Show was still on the telly Prince William would take a paternity test live on air to prove it”