
A Buckingham Palace insider has told The Whelk that The Queen launched a frenzied, two-fisted attack on the Duchess of Sussex last weekend, during a furious row about Meghan’s recent remarks about becoming a member of the royal family in a BBC documentary.
The source told us that The Queen had been drinking heavily for most of the evening and seemed to be spoiling for a fight.
Her Majesty reportedly launched into a blistering verbal attack on Meghan during supper, calling her, ‘a colonial scumbag’ before raining down a series of blows on the startled Duchess who was knocked backwards in her chair, banging her head on an ornamental fireguard.
The Queen allegedly then tried to follow up by kicking the weeping Meghan in the head, but was dragged back by Princess Ann, who got her mother in a bear hug telling her to, “just leave it, she’s not worth it”
If true, this will be the second time that Her Majesty has allowed her fists to do the talking.
In 1986, she knocked out, Prince Andrew’s new bride, Sarah Ferguson, in a drunken exchange between the pair at the wedding reception, during which, she called the Duchess of York, a “fat slag” and, “an old ginger spunker”
October 23, 2019 at 9:20 am
A classy lady… ’til she gets to the sherry…
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October 23, 2019 at 9:25 am
Keep my wife out of this!
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October 23, 2019 at 1:21 pm
A true story that folks, Danny’s Nan had a straightner with the queen down the Carpenters Arms.
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October 23, 2019 at 3:40 pm
There’s a Carpenters Arms in Cambridge Heath Road in Bethnal Green. A stripper once gave me a clump in there for reading the paper during her act
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October 23, 2019 at 2:45 pm
The royals are just like us! 😀
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October 23, 2019 at 3:38 pm
Yes, except they don’t go to the toilet. They have special servants who do that for them
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October 23, 2019 at 2:59 pm
When Brenda starts, she doesn’t stop.
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October 23, 2019 at 3:41 pm
Very kind to animals though
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October 24, 2019 at 9:30 pm
I really like you
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