BREAKING: Beleaguered US President Donald Trump last night caved in to pressure and gave a copy of his long-awaited tax return to newsmen.

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Boy, I bet he’s glad to get that off his chest at last. It can’t be easy running a country with invisible airplanes when the IRS boys are chasing your ass 24/7. Especially when you’re in constant and bigly pain from bonespurs – Ed