Controversial TV presenter and journalist, Piers Morgan, was killed earlier this morning in a bloody fight with fellow morning TV show host, Eamonn Holmes, after the two heavyweights clashed in an ITV carpark in a walrus-style fight to the death.
Holmes and Morgan were seen rearing up and smashing their upper bodies into each other, opening huge bloody wounds with their teeth and tie pins.
Witnesses said that the sickening impacts of their huge bloated bodies could be heard from surrounding offices as hundreds of workers watched the grim life or death struggle.
After a gruelling 5 -hour battle, Morgan eventually wilted and fell lifeless under a barrage of headbutts and body blows from his 400lb rival.
According to onlookers, Holmes then emitted a series of deafening roars and bellowed in triumph over the body of his fallen rival.
The blood-soaked Good Morning host then staggered across to a small group of office girls to claim his harem.
One of these was then heard to remark, ‘You must be joking, you fat turd’ before the group moved away to a nearby cake shop.