…and now, here’s a complete pack of lies written on the side of a bus about the weather for the week ahead…
The Whitechapel Whelk
We are a small, but perfectly formed band of satirists and smudge artists. We neither drink nor smoke. Nor indeed, do we use profanity or indulge in the sinful pleasures of the flesh. Now if you'll excuse me I need to get down the pub before closing time for a few pints and half an ounce of Golden Virginia. Hopefully, I'll have enough cash left to visit the local rub 'n' tug shop later for a massage and a rattling good bunk up with a painted floozie. All The Best. Danny SoZ. Editor-in-chief
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January 17, 2020 at 2:40 pm
I think that should be Bing Bong Bing Bong Bim Bo
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January 17, 2020 at 2:50 pm
As a Yank, I’d have thought you’d have opted for: BADDA BADDA BING BADDA BADDA BONG!
Looks like Parliament has pulled the plug on the idea anyways. Our Limey rednecks ain’t happy! 😀
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January 17, 2020 at 2:53 pm
Maybe, but when you added the bit about Trump not knowing his wife…
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January 17, 2020 at 3:50 pm
Just read an excerpt in The Post from a fortcoming expose of life in the White House written by an insider. You have a bone fide maniac running your country, I’m afraid mate. You people HAVE to get rid of this maniac. Seriously
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January 17, 2020 at 4:16 pm
The problem is, we have a lot of maniacs in this country, including a bunch in Congress.
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January 17, 2020 at 5:02 pm
Impeachment is a lost cause. However, if America votes this barking-at-the-moon socipath back into office then I’m afraid you’re all doomed. I just can’t understand the mindset of these dullards. Mind you, we have our very own bunch of intellectual giants over here. They are called Brexiteers
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January 17, 2020 at 8:15 pm
The other side needs a candidate we can vote for. Anything can happen here. This man was elected.
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January 17, 2020 at 10:04 pm
His message has a certain ring to it, a certain appeal.
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January 18, 2020 at 2:44 am
COAT AND TAXI FOR MR BRAWN!
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January 18, 2020 at 4:00 am
I thought you’d gone dark, and then I realized I was no longer following you guys. WordPress gremlins strike again.
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January 18, 2020 at 4:08 am
Happens quite a lot apparently, Audrey. I blame all the immigrants and the rockets going up into space. Welcome back, my dear. Good to have you back in the fold.
PS. Are you sure you’ve thought this one through? – Ed
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January 18, 2020 at 5:08 am
Well, I hesitated before pushing that Follow button, but then I told myself to live dangerously.
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