Following the relinquishing of their royal titles, the Duke and Duchess of Sussex received a warm endorsement from Harry’s uncle, Prince Andrew, last night.
Speaking to The Whitechapel Whelk from the holiday isle of Mustique, where he has been laying somewhat low since being linked to dead paedophile, Jeffrey Epstein, Andrew said: “Now look here, nobody like this sort of scandal. It puts the royal family in a very poor light indeed.
“I dread to think of the effect all this is having on my mother.
“However, I have to say that, in this instance, giving up their royal privileges was the very least they could do and I’m glad they’ve had the common decency to do so
“I have a small inkling of what they have been going through due to my own, very minor, issue with underage girls and my friendship with the convicted paedophile chappie and his links to human trafficking, but nothing on this scale.
“I wish them well in the future although I won’t be having any contact after this rather shameful business.
“I mean to say, one does have one’s own moral standing to consider doesn’t one?”
Harry and Meghan will be reunited in Canada later this week and will spend a few weeks there along with baby Archie while the Daily Mail and The Express feverishly try to work out how to castigate them over their relinquishing of their titles and repayment of the £3 million of taxpayers money used to refurbish their Frogmore Cottage home.
January 19, 2020 at 4:44 am
it’s nice to know I won’t have to curtsey and pull the forelock if I ever run into those two at the grocery store.
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January 19, 2020 at 5:49 am
There’ll be no pulling of foerlocks on THIS family blog, madam!
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January 19, 2020 at 5:50 am
Not to mention, forelocks!
Why I outta…!
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January 19, 2020 at 10:10 am
Glad they chose to go to Canada rather than Australia.
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January 19, 2020 at 12:05 pm
Yes indeed, Pegleg. I understand it’s pretty warm Down Under but that’s enough about my thermal boxers…
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January 19, 2020 at 10:33 am
She’s stolen our Prince! The scheming hussy! I don’t believe Prince Andrew would endorse all this nonsense. Are you sure you could tell what he was saying? Can’t be easy speaking in those masks. Those suits are hot as well. Even as a non-sweater he’d be under pressure in there. I’d love to see Meghan in one of those suits. I bet she swears like a pig.
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January 19, 2020 at 10:35 am
Sweats, not swears. It is enough to make a pig swear though.
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January 19, 2020 at 12:01 pm
Keep my wife out of this! You can be pretty hurtful sometimes, dear boy. I blame the immigrants.
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January 19, 2020 at 11:34 am
and Andrew is such a paragon of great advice and choices. so good they have his endorsement.
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January 19, 2020 at 12:02 pm
Absolutely. A steady hand on the underage, vulnerable tiller!
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January 19, 2020 at 3:28 pm
Now that there’s a bit of room at the holiday table, do you think you could adopt our stable genius? Rumor has it he has his own money. Come on, help a former colony..
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January 19, 2020 at 4:28 pm
Thank goodness Prince Andrew’s morals are still intact.
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January 19, 2020 at 7:44 pm
His ex-missus described him as, ‘a wonderful man’ the other day.
I understand she’s also a big fan of Jeffrey Dahmer and The Yorkshire Ripper
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January 19, 2020 at 9:27 pm
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January 20, 2020 at 8:51 pm
Based on what I heard about the Daily Mail’s warning to the couple of the dangers of living in Canada, it sounds like a fairly good imitation of The Whitechapel Whelk.
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January 21, 2020 at 3:35 am
Yep, it’s as factually accurate as us but not quite so beautifully written.
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