The staunch Brexiteer who went viral on Twitter last Friday when he complained about the length of the queue at a Dutch airport, had mistakenly joined the queue for the ladies toilets and not passport control according to an eye witness
Colin Browning, who tweeted, ‘This wasn’t the Brexit I voted for’, was also lampooned for his tweets on immigrants, gays, and female sports commentators.
He was ridiculed throughout the day by thousands and even trended on Twitter following his outburst about having to wait 50 minutes to get through passport control at Schiphol airport.
However, according to a female traveller who was standing behind the 55-year-old, he was actually in the queue for the ladies toilets, presumably by mistake, although this hasn’t yet been confirmed
Mrs Tracy Dell, 43, told newsmen: “This gentleman was just in front of me in the queue for the ladies.
“The back of his neck was really red and he kept muttering to himself about taking back control, the blacks, and unelected bureaucrats.
“I tapped him on the shoulder and tried to point out he was in the wrong queue but he got really upset and started shouting.
“At first, he accused me of talking to him in foreign.
“He then said I was after his job and wanted to enter the UK to live on unemployment benefits while sitting at home all day with the curtains drawn watching a flatscreen television.
“I wouldn’t mind but I’m a white English hairdresser from Essex”
Mr Browning was eventually led away by Dutch police who later charged him with disturbing the peace and defacing the cover of his European passport which he had coloured in with a blue crayon.
EDITOR’S NOTE: This skit was rejected by one of the satire heavyweights yesterday and it’s not difficult to see why