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EDITOR’S NOTE: If you’re thinking of voting for Donald Trump in the forthcoming presidential election, give your head a bit of a wobble and remember that you’ll be rootin’ for a guy who believes there is a country called, Nambia; that the United States Airforce have fighter-bombers that are invisible, and who wouldn’t be averse to sleeping with his daughter. OK? Don’t forget now…wobble, wobble, wobble.