EDITOR’S NOTE: If you’re from foreign parts and haven’t a clue who Jacob Rees Mogg is, take our word for it that he’s an English toff and politician who is also a complete anachronistic ponce…Oh, and Waitrose is a supermarket for people who have got a few quid. I expect it’s a bit like Walmart but with people wearing top hats and tails in it.
The Whitechapel Whelk
We are a small, but perfectly formed band of satirists and smudge artists. We neither drink nor smoke. Nor indeed, do we use profanity or indulge in the sinful pleasures of the flesh. Now if you'll excuse me I need to get down the pub before closing time for a few pints and half an ounce of Golden Virginia. Hopefully, I'll have enough cash left to visit the local rub 'n' tug shop later for a massage and a rattling good bunk up with a painted floozie. All The Best. Danny SoZ. Editor-in-chief
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