American chat show queen, Oprah Winfrey, last night vowed to stand by her friend, The Duchess of York, Sarah Ferguson, after the troubled ex-royal was tasered and arrested in Whitechapel following a jihadi-inspired rampage, during which she beheaded seven people with a butchers knife in and around the street market in Whitechapel Road.
Oprah told The Whelk last night: “I’ve known for some time that Sarah had been radicalised and had embraced the twisted doctrine of Daesh, but I was hoping she’d get fed up with it and go back to writing books for kids about helicopters.
“It came as quite a shock to learn she’d been on a murderous rampage in Whitechapel, but I don’t think this is the time for recriminations.
“I think the cops should just give her a stern telling-off, after which she could go into a special home for a few weeks; like the one she was sent to when she was on the sauce”
This latest incident involving a minor royal mirrors the 2011 incident when Prince Edward’s ex-wife, Sophie, Countess of Wessex, opened fire on Muslim shoppers with an AK47 in the Shoreditch branch of Boots in a protest at the extradition to The Hague of Serbian warlord Ratko Mladic.
The Whitechapel Whelk 
October 21, 2020 at 3:48 am
I agree with your recommendation. After all 1. There are way too many heads. 2. Minor royals are like small children. They do not have the capacity to understand the consequences of their deeds.
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October 21, 2020 at 5:13 am
Yes, and, like small children, I understand that a number of them play with coloured bricks and do wee wee in their pants
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October 21, 2020 at 1:16 pm
Not surprising.
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October 21, 2020 at 5:18 am
Talking of the royals, you never see much of Princess Di or The Queen Mother on telly these days, do you? Too busy I suppose.
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October 21, 2020 at 5:19 am
Reblogged this on SOZ SATIRE.
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October 21, 2020 at 11:04 am
yeah but that children book was but a foretaste of this… It was about choppers…sorry…
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October 21, 2020 at 2:04 pm
I’m usually fairly ambivalent where the royals are concerned but I actively dislike this woman. She persists in defending her ex-husband, despite the fact that he has close links with a convicted (and now dead) paedophile. What kind of woman would do that?
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October 21, 2020 at 2:32 pm
I have abso no idea. He’s a disgust. The bit about claiming he was out with his daughter rather than fessing up where he was or saying something else, is beyond belief.
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October 23, 2020 at 12:05 pm
Them royals shood stay outa poitiks, yeh?
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