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Farage in combative mood last night

The man many see as the architect of Britain’s decision to leave the European Union, Nigel Farage, last night hit out at an article in the East London Gazette, in which the newspaper dubbed the infamous nineteenth century Whitechapel fiend, Jack The Ripper, ‘a sexually insane maniac’

Speaking at a small meeting of his new, Reform Party, formed to oppose government measures to curb coronavirus, Farage said; “I’m becoming heartily sick of people in the main stream media attacking our British heritage and the characters who made this island great.

“First it was our white slavers who came in for completely unwarranted abuse, and now the looney left have turned their attention to our great British serial killers.

“It’s Jack today, but how long will it be before Nurse Beverly Allit, Fred and Rosemary West, and even the most prolific serial killer the world has ever seen, Dr Harold Shipman, with literally hundreds of victims to his name, start to come under fire from these anti-British traitors.

“Yes, Jack was responsible for the murder and hideous mutilation of a good number of prostitutes in 1888, but he was British to the core whereas a number of his victims were not.

“One was actually from Europe for God’s sake.

“They come over here with their depraved lifestyles, thinking nothing of corrupting the morals of good old British Jolly Jack Tars, innocently drinking the night away before rejoining their ships, which were probably made from English oak I might add.

“So, let’s embrace our murderous heritage once more. Let’s teach our youngsters how our crazed British fiends once led the entire world with the sheer depths of their murderous depravity”

Farage’s comments come just two weeks after fellow Brexiteer, Jacob Rees Mogg, called for a statue of the infamous British Nazi collaborator, William Joyce (Lord Haw Haw), to be erected in Parliament Square.

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