The Whitechapel Whelk
We are a small, but perfectly formed band of satirists and smudge artists. We neither drink nor smoke. Nor indeed, do we use profanity or indulge in the sinful pleasures of the flesh. Now if you'll excuse me I need to get down the pub before closing time for a few pints and half an ounce of Golden Virginia. Hopefully, I'll have enough cash left to visit the local rub 'n' tug shop later for a massage and a rattling good bunk up with a painted floozie.
All The Best.
Danny SoZ.
Editor-in-chief
November 22, 2020 at 3:31 am
You shouldn’t be too hard on Trump, mate. He’s actually a fun-loving guy. I mean to say, he’s out playing golf while all those stick-in-the-mud G20 mugs are stuck in a boring old conference, trying to find ways to save the planet
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November 22, 2020 at 3:38 am
You’re right, mate. It’s time I cut the tax-evading, draft-dodging, pussy-grabbing, covfefe-guzzling, semi-literate, sociopathic, fuckwit some slack.
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November 22, 2020 at 9:49 am
You can guzzle covfefe? I have been trying to smoke it.
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November 22, 2020 at 1:33 pm
Don’t beat yourself up. Our sports editor is exactly the same with dried banana skins
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November 22, 2020 at 3:32 am
Reblogged this on SOZ SATIRE.
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November 22, 2020 at 1:12 pm
I think you’ve gone soft on him, you didn’t mention ‘racist’ in your description.
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November 22, 2020 at 1:34 pm
Always good to keep a small amount in reserve, mate
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