In a hard-hitting editorial, The Daily Mail newspaper has accused Meghan Markle of using the power of suggestion to kill the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge’s nine-year-old cocker spaniel, Lupo, (picture above) who passed away at the weekend.
The Mail’s leader claims that Markle willed the dog to die during a cocaine and booze-fulled sex romp with friends and family on Saturday night:
“Meghan has never liked that dog right from the word go and relished the chance to bring about its destruction through the power of suggestion while high on drink and drugs” the Mail claims
“We also think she may have caused Prince Archie to shit himself in the corner on his first day of school using the same method”
If proven, this will mirror the 1969 Daily Mirror revelation that Princess Margaret caused Prince Philip to experience erectile dysfunction every night while on his honeymoon with The Queen in 1947 using voodoo.
November 23, 2020 at 9:05 pm
I don’t doubt it for one minute.
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November 24, 2020 at 7:40 am
Well, the poor bloody woman gets blamed for everythng else! Do you see her in a favourable light, may I enquire?
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November 24, 2020 at 1:17 pm
Not so much. Marrying down is never favorable here.😊
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November 24, 2020 at 1:54 pm
That’s an interesting viewpoint. The thing is, John, when you’re a Prince in the British royal family it’s not easy to ‘marry up’
Is it the fact that she’s an actress or the fact that she’s black that’s problematical for you?
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November 24, 2020 at 5:24 pm
Neither. ( I didn’t realize she is black) The fact that she is so shallow to think that the average person cares about what she does or says.
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November 24, 2020 at 5:49 pm
Ah, I see what’s happened here. I hadn’t realised that you were acquainted with the lady and that’s she’s confided in you that she believes the average person cares deeply about what she does and says. This is very remiss of me and I aplogise profoundly. Do give her my regards when next you share confidences will you?
A word to the wise before I go. That Barck Obama chap. He was black too, apparently. I tell you that in confidence John, just in case you hadn’t noticed
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November 24, 2020 at 7:37 pm
So what are you saying here mate? Is old John well in with Harry and Meghan? Blimey, I wonder if he could get me Harry’s autograph. Could be worth a few bob on eBay could that.
Did you say that Obama’s black?! Pull the other one mate! You’ll be telling me next that Fu Man Chu was a fucking Chinaman!
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November 24, 2020 at 11:57 pm
😂
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March 6, 2021 at 10:55 am
IMHO I think it’s time The Royal Scientists pulled Hank Cinq out of the Cryo-Chamber, thawed him out and installed His Royal ass back on the Throne.
Of course it may take a bit of time to get him up to scratch vis-à-vis current State(s) of ‘Affairs’
Just sayin’
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March 6, 2021 at 1:42 pm
It might be an idea, although he’s never been the same since he was shot with a French arrow at Agincourt 😦
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March 6, 2021 at 2:42 pm
But He ‘Won’ Emma Thompson. Some part of his anatomy must have been left intact.
Lucky Bastard!
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March 6, 2021 at 2:43 pm
France had their lame-ass arrows; English had the kick-ass long bows
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March 6, 2021 at 5:47 pm
We English have a long and bloody history with regards to our friends across The Channel. Apart from William The Conqueror in 1066 we definitely hold the whip hand 😉
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