The Whitechapel Whelk
We are a small, but perfectly formed band of satirists and smudge artists. We neither drink nor smoke. Nor indeed, do we use profanity or indulge in the sinful pleasures of the flesh. Now if you'll excuse me I need to get down the pub before closing time for a few pints and half an ounce of Golden Virginia. Hopefully, I'll have enough cash left to visit the local rub 'n' tug shop later for a massage and a rattling good bunk up with a painted floozie.
All The Best.
Danny SoZ.
Editor-in-chief
December 28, 2020 at 8:29 am
Reblogged this on SOZ SATIRE.
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December 28, 2020 at 9:12 am
I WANT HER!
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December 28, 2020 at 9:14 am
Far too skinny for us I’m afraid Lance. We like ’em with plenty of flesh on the carcass if you get my drift. A nice 15 or 16-stoner is more our bag.
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December 28, 2020 at 9:16 am
Why didn’t you drop in the SONG? NOT TRYING TO TELL you your business. But….https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5QfXjsoNe4
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December 28, 2020 at 9:23 am
Forgive me. I am stupid. The post works without the song.
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December 29, 2020 at 4:10 am
We have a deal with Google. Everytime somebody uses their search engine to check out a song based on our posts we get paid. It’s as simple as that 😀
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December 28, 2020 at 11:45 am
Erm…
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December 28, 2020 at 12:42 pm
Nah, I am traditionalist. Now if ‘her’ was a ‘him’ we can talk . . .
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December 29, 2020 at 4:12 am
Steady on, my dear. Family blog and all that!
Why I outta…! – Ed.
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December 28, 2020 at 12:43 pm
The song has become elevator music. The post was better without it.
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December 29, 2020 at 4:13 am
‘Lift music’ dear boy. ‘LIFT MUSIC’!!!!
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December 29, 2020 at 11:46 am
Forgive me.
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December 28, 2020 at 6:57 pm
Excellent.
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