Ladies. Are you sick of going without your womanly rights because your husband would rather sneak off to the bathroom to feed the ducks with a racy bongo mag tucked down the back of his trousers?
Then this ingenious little device is perfect for you.
One sharp rap across his lid while he’s wringing the bells will dampen his onanism almost immediately thereby increasing your chances of getting a half-decent scuttling at bedtime
Send just £3874.00 to The Whitechapel Bellend Foundry and we’ll despatch your Mastur-Mate at some vague point in the future
Testimonial:
February 3, 2021 at 8:21 am
I just hope they don’t bring out a spiked version.
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February 3, 2021 at 8:21 am
Reblogged this on SOZ SATIRE.
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February 3, 2021 at 8:23 am
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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February 3, 2021 at 11:03 am
Clearly Whelk excitement levels were bursting out on this one. The typist’s bus missed a couple of full stops. Probably onanating at the time.
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February 3, 2021 at 6:31 pm
Wait, you check our copy for grammatical abberations?!
Get much in the way of pussy, old son?
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February 3, 2021 at 9:16 pm
Not a whisker.
Does grammar make you unattractive? I always thought it was grandpa.
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February 3, 2021 at 1:35 pm
Do they do one on an extendable pole (no pun intended) as I don’t fancy following my husband out to the greenhouse when the weather isn’t great?
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February 3, 2021 at 6:28 pm
Yes they do. However, a word to the wise. It’s never a good idea to practice self-abuse in a greenhouse. It’s the glass you see?
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