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The infamous Harvard Massacre of 2014 when college students accidentally killed each other in an argument over Monica Lewinsky’s chest measurements

A shock investigation by a popular American magazine has revealed that by the year 2050 an incredible 95% of American citizens will have accidentally killed each other through the negligent discharge of firearms.

The in-depth analysis comes just weeks after a young black male was shot dead in the street by cops who mistook his hands-up gesture to be a threat to the lives of themselves and fellow officers, and the accidental fatal shooting of a marching band of majorettes by a 9-year-old girl who had stolen her father’s assault rifle.

Fightin’ And A Feudin’ magazine also claim, that by the turn of the next century, the American armed forces will have entirely wiped themselves out, along with 97% of Nato forces, in friendly fire incidents.

A spokesman for the National Rifle Association Of America played down the report last night. “We at the NRA totally refute these findings.

“Every American citizen has the right to bear arms under the constitution and if a few sorry sonsofbitches get caught in the crossfire then all I can say is they probably had it coming”