Countries across the European Union have brought the desperately-needed rollout of the AstraZeneca vaccine to an immediate halt following an incident in Cologne in which a man in his thirties trod on a piece of Lego in his bare feet as he made his way to the toilet in the dark just weeks after receiving the jab.
A spokesperson for the twenty-eight country trading bloc said last night: “Until we can rule out a link between the vaccine and this gentleman’s foot injury due to treading on a plastic brick we are halting any further rollout of the vaccine at this time.
“We may be dying like flies over here but we have to put people’s safety first”
The World Health Organisation responded last night: “Incidents of Lego injuries are actually lower than normal for this period so we can categorically rule out any link between the AstraZeneca vaccine and this German bloke’s foot trauma”
This is the second major halt of the Oxford-AstraZeneca vaccine in the last month.
On March 20th, both France and The Netherlands banned the jab for the over ninety age group after a ninety-seven-year-old woman mysteriously died after falling headlong down the stairs with a bottle of Absinthe in her hand at her home in Lens just a month after her second shot of the British vaccine.
April 3, 2021 at 3:12 am
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April 3, 2021 at 3:15 am
Given that the fuckers are keeling over like the absolute clappers, you’d have thought they’d even be considering drinking some of Donald Trump’s drain cleaner, wouldn’t you?
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April 3, 2021 at 3:20 am
Yes you would. I just can’t understand it, can you?
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April 3, 2021 at 7:53 am
Perfection, Lionel. Satire at its very best, old chap. Sorry for not contacting of late. Guts have been playing up somthing chronic.
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April 3, 2021 at 9:23 am
Cheers Mike! Sorry to hear that the old Newington Butts have been on the blink. I could write a poxy book on the subject, trust me. Stay safe, old friend and give my fond regards to the memsahib!
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April 4, 2021 at 12:18 am
Those little blocks are dangerous. You can’t be too careful.
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April 4, 2021 at 9:14 am
It sure is a dangerous world out there. Lucky I never leave the house.
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April 4, 2021 at 2:54 pm
AstraZeneca? Huh, I was laid up for over a week week after having my first jab… But Nurse Grizelda had to go back to work, so I got up.
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