testicle mirrors

These handsome little mirrors are an absolute must for today’s health-conscious man.

Lovingly handcrafted in real plastic by our highly-skilled, Pakistani orphan workforce, they are durable, stylish, and a must-have for any man who wants to have a good look at his testicles under a strong, solar-powered light.

Simply strap a mirror to each leg, plug the handy 22′ long cable into a wall socket and even the most myopic male will have a crystal-clear view of his most precious assets thanks to our fibre-optic ©Nut-Light technology.

Here’s just a few testimonials from delighted customers:

“I hadn’t seen my Niagras that clearly for years and neither had my wife – The Cardinal Archbishop of Westminster

“Bollocktastic” – Sir David Attenborough

“I use these wonderful little mirrors to shave my knackers every Saturday night before going out down the pub for a nice bit of cock” – Princess Ann

“I still haven’t been able to see anything” – Matt Hancock, Secretary of State for Health

Simply send a cash remittance for £22,897.45 to: The Whitechapel Bellend Foundry, Commercial Street E1 and we’ll do our best to ensure that you receive your mirrors at some unspecified point in the future although we can’t promise anything.

DISCLAIMER: I’m a gullible twat of heroic proportions with more money than sense who will buy anything associated with the royals. Neither myself nor any of my relatives are violent and/or carry a firearm.

SIGNED …