The Whitechapel Whelk
We are a small, but perfectly formed band of satirists and smudge artists. We neither drink nor smoke. Nor indeed, do we use profanity or indulge in the sinful pleasures of the flesh. Now if you'll excuse me I need to get down the pub before closing time for a few pints and half an ounce of Golden Virginia. Hopefully, I'll have enough cash left to visit the local rub 'n' tug shop later for a massage and a rattling good bunk up with a painted floozie.
All The Best.
Danny SoZ.
Editor-in-chief
The Whitechapel Whelk 
January 21, 2022 at 9:29 am
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January 21, 2022 at 3:32 pm
Too funny! 😀
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January 22, 2022 at 5:54 am
Keep the Sports Editor’s attempt to make fairy cakes out of this!!
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January 21, 2022 at 6:28 pm
Lol. Poor Yoo. What a sad takeaway for the arresting officers.
The boomerang buyer should know there’s a ‘no returns’ policy.
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January 22, 2022 at 6:00 am
Apparently, Yoo made it worse for himself when he was summoned from the holding cell to see the desk sergeant and he declared that he’d be ready in ‘twenny minny’ 😦
He must have been crackers etc.
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