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The Whitechapel Whelk

We are a small, but perfectly formed band of satirists and smudge artists. We neither drink nor smoke. Nor indeed, do we use profanity or indulge in the sinful pleasures of the flesh. Now if you'll excuse me I need to get down the pub before closing time for a few pints and half an ounce of Golden Virginia. Hopefully, I'll have enough cash left to visit the local rub 'n' tug shop later for a massage and a rattling good bunk up with a painted floozie. All The Best. Danny SoZ. Editor-in-chief

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January 21, 2022

crime, funny, journalism

Chinese, Danny Soz, The Whitechapel Whelk

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  1. SoZ Satire

    January 21, 2022 at 9:29 am

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    Reblogged this on SOZ SATIRE.

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  2. magickmermaid

    January 21, 2022 at 3:32 pm

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    Too funny! 😀

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    • The Whitechapel Whelk

      January 22, 2022 at 5:54 am

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      Keep the Sports Editor’s attempt to make fairy cakes out of this!!

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  3. obbverse

    January 21, 2022 at 6:28 pm

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    Lol. Poor Yoo. What a sad takeaway for the arresting officers.
    The boomerang buyer should know there’s a ‘no returns’ policy.

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    • The Whitechapel Whelk

      January 22, 2022 at 6:00 am

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      Apparently, Yoo made it worse for himself when he was summoned from the holding cell to see the desk sergeant and he declared that he’d be ready in ‘twenny minny’ 😦
      He must have been crackers etc.

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