An 18-month-old Whitechapel baby yesterday afternoon had a panicky sinking feeling that he’d left his huge, colourful plastic phone on the number 24 bus after his mother got off in a hurry at Tottenham Court Road station.
The youngster reached for the device as his mother began pushing his buggy the short distance to Oxford Street with a view to ramming it into his mouth, making the buttons squeak during the gnawing process, only to find it gone.
Fearing that he’d dropped it on the bus during the hurried descent down the stairs, the child bawled lustily in the hope of alerting his mother to its loss.
However, his plaintive wails and whimpers went unheeded and his mother simply pushed a dummy into his mouth and told him: ‘Now shut up you little twat’
This incident comes just two weeks after a two-year-old youngster from neighbouring Aldgate went into paroxysms of ear-splitting screaming in the street after becoming convinced that he’d left his garishly coloured squeaky plastic hammer at his Aunt’s house following a visit.
December 2, 2022 at 5:19 am
Awww, hand ringing stuff fer the poor wee shi- mite.
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December 2, 2022 at 8:10 am
But its a big push button ring-a-ding-ding phone, innit?!?! Now I’m lost for words… π
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December 2, 2022 at 6:42 pm
Praise be.
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December 2, 2022 at 9:18 am
Reblogged this on SOZ SATIRE.
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December 2, 2022 at 1:27 pm
My heart goes out for the baby. I know how it feels.
I was sure I’d left my Nokia 8.3 5G, with a 171.9 x 78.56 x 8.99mm, 220g, side fingerprint scanner and Google Assistant multiscreen, Β£2000 mobile on the bus.
But the carer tells me I don’t have a mobile phone at all… such a relief!
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December 2, 2022 at 6:43 pm
Never mind that. Have you quit Facebook old fruit?
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December 3, 2022 at 6:17 am
No, they booted me out.
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December 3, 2022 at 6:20 am
You’re joking mate! For what???
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December 3, 2022 at 6:32 am
Can’t remember the word now, erm… Spam that’s it. I just ignore them now, I kept chalenging all the removed posts, but they kept pn taking them off.
Enough, I thought. Soddum!
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December 3, 2022 at 6:56 am
Blimey that seems a bit harsh old son.
Mind you, I did warn you about spam.
Pork luncheon meat is the way forward, boss.
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December 3, 2022 at 1:13 pm
Hehehe!
Haslet’ll do me, yer can’t gerrit nowadays.
I wus only posting things just like I’d always done? Change in rules?
Screw um!
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December 3, 2022 at 5:07 pm
Bizarre mate. Take it to your MP π
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December 4, 2022 at 7:11 am
I don’t think my Monstrous Plonker is interested mate… Oh, ah, MP gorrit now!
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December 5, 2022 at 11:39 pm
Well done!
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December 6, 2022 at 7:12 am
Haha!
Missthem no longerer.
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