A study published yesterday by Oxford University casts doubt on whether repeatedly saying, ‘tickle ickle ickle’ when tickling a small child actually increases the pleasure experienced by the youngster during the stimulation.
The author of the study, Professor Tobias Dell. BSc. MRCS. reveals: “We tickled a number of children, aged one to five years, and found no marked increase in sensory pleasure when we accompanied the manual process with the words, tickle ickle ickle.
‘Indeed, I remember when I was a small child, I found it rather irksome and wished wholeheartedly to have the power of speech so that I could tell the individual administering the process to fucking leave it out’
This news comes just two weeks after a study conducted by Cambridge University found that parents attempting to potty-train their child by asking it, ‘Does oo want to go poopy plops den?’ had no discernible effect in stopping the infant from shitting in its pants.
December 29, 2022 at 8:44 am
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December 29, 2022 at 8:45 am
I knew it!
December 29, 2022 at 5:34 pm
December 30, 2022 at 4:35 pm
Happy dappy New Year!