A 23-year-old man from Whitechapel in East London with a conviction for terrorism, rang the Whitechapel Whelk office last night to express his annoyance that Londoners seemed to be enjoying their customary Friday evening drink in the bars around London Bridge just hours after a terrorist incident left two people dead, three injured, and saw the terrorist subsequently shot dead on the bridge by armed officers from The City of London Police.
Tobias al-Delhaam, who was released from prison last July after serving three years for involvement in a terrorist plot, told us: “I walked down to London Bridge last night to pay my respects to my slain brother and was astonished to see all the bars full of people, drinking and chatting as if they didn’t have a care in the world.
“Do they not fear us? Why don’t they tremble before our might and fear for their worthless, infidel lives?
“It was the same after the punishment we inflicted on them at Borough Market and Westminster Bridge.
“These dogs seem impervious to our jihad and to the will of Allah”
We then put the man on hold, locked up the office and went to the pub across the road for a few pints and a game of darts.
Yes, and I won! – Ed.