Her Majesty The Queen yesterday revealed in a BBC documentary that she often enjoyed having breakfast in bed with The Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, and that she misses it dreadfully.
Speaking to documentary-maker, Louis Theroux, a clearly wistful Queen said: “Meghan would often pop down in the morning and climb into bed with me for a snuggle.
“We’d chat about life as a royal, its trials and tribulations and all manner of other things.
“Meghan was a big football fan who supported West Ham United and would often get a little tearful when the footman bought in the papers and she read about her beloved Hammers suffering another heavy defeat.
“I’m a Chelsea fan personally so I couldn’t have cared less, to be honest.
“We’d chat for a while and then breakfast would be served and we’d have it in bed, playfully dipping our soldiers in each other’s eggs and generally having a good laugh.
“Sometimes, Harry would come in looking for her and start moaning about having to breakfast alone but after he’d gone we’d start giggling because we both knew he had the face on over not getting his morning leg-over.
“I miss our times together and wish she’d make her peace with the family and come back.
“Kate’s very nice but she’s a bit strait-laced, to be honest.
“I did ask her if she’d care to join me for breakfast in bed on occasion but she made excuses and generally shied away from the idea.
“I think she suspected my motives and thought I could be a lezzer and might start muff-diving her under the covers”
Her Majesty’s surprise revelations come just a month after Prince Philip told Esquire magazine that he regularly had midnight feasts and nude pillow fights with Duchess of York, Sarah Ferguson, when she lived at Buckingham Palace with Prince Andrew in the 90s.