A Whitechapel mother has told The Whelk that her 3-year-old daughter embarked on a killing spree that left 27 schoolchildren dead just 2 years after having been administered a vaccine to ward off measles
Tracy Dell, 22, told us: “It was just a day like any other. I parked my car at the top of a steep hill and left my 3-year-old daughter in the passenger seat while I went into a tobacconist to get some smokes and a Lucky Dip ticket.
“While I was in there, the kid must have released the handbrake causing the car to roll down the hill into a queue of schoolkids waiting for a bus.
“The next day, I did some internet research into kids who kill and it soon became obvious that the measles jab was wholly to blame.
“Apparently, vaccination causes all sorts of brain disorders, including, murderous psychosis
“I rue the day I took her for her shot, to be honest.
“In future, she can take her chances with killer diseases and the same goes for any other sprogs I have in the future.”
Mrs Dell asked that her fee for this interview be awarded to, ImbecilesAgainstImmunisation.com