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Song Lyrics For Intellectuals

THIS WEEK: The Gene Genie – David Bowie

David Bowie
NEXT WEEK: Another dictionary-swallowing twat

Reggae Classics For Intellectuals

THIS WEEK: Jammin’ – Bob Marley

bob marley

NEXT WEEK: Bob Sings: No Female of The Homo Sapien Mammal Group, No Express Emotional Distress Via The Emmision of Fluid From The Tear Ducts

Song Lyrics For Intellectuals

THIS WEEK: The Girl From Ipanema


NEXT WEEK: A different one!

Song Lyrics for Intellectuals

brown sugar

NEXT WEEK: Jumping Jack Flash for people who have swallowed a bloody dictionary

Song Lyrics for Intellectuals

This week: Tina Turner – Nutbush City Limits



Classic Xmas Song Lyrics for Intellectuals #623


NEXT WEEK: Chris Rea sings, “I am returning to my chosen place of residence by means of a vehicle powered by an internal combustion engine”

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