A 35-year-old woman from Whitechapel in East London has told us, that, despite her best efforts, she is unable to curb her lustful thoughts about the actor, Tom Hardy, even though she’s in a loving and fulfilling relationship with a man she describes as her ‘soul mate’
Tracy Dell, a legal secretary, wept as she told us: “I love my partner so much, he truly is my soul mate and the love of my life.
“However, whenever I see Tom Hardy on TV, I start fantasising about seeing him naked and romping with him in front of a roaring log fire where he takes me roughly over and over until he’s sated’
“It always ends with him lying beside me on the rug, sweating heavily and panting from his exertions.
“I haven’t gone so far as to think of Tom when my partner and I make love, but it’s probably only a matter of time.
“It makes me feel so dirty and even unfaithful to my man when I have these thoughts and desires”
Miss Dell’s revelation comes just two weeks after a woman from Shoreditch told The Whelk that she makes her husband wear a Johnny Depp, Captain Jack Sparrow outfit on Friday nights before he’s allowed to give her a weekend scuttling.