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Whitechapel youngsters celebrate the torching of the local nursery
Whitechapel activists pictured kicking up fuck about plans to ban dogs on bits of string from Aldgate East tube station
Katie Hopkins reacts angrily after having root canal work done by “Honest” Dr Gunga Din at his dental surgery in a back room at The Blind Beggar.
A Whitechapel geezer takes his girlfriend on holiday to Wapping Dock, where he suggests she might care to give him oral gratification.
The 5 times winners of Whitechapel’s prestigious ‘Family of the Year Award’ in party mood as they celebrate their latest triumph.
One for our dearly, departed friends.
Confucius, him say: “It’s true dat”
The sports editor and his pencil sharpener wallah en route to visit a Whelk subscriber who has fallen behind with his subscription payment
Mrs Bastard, the office cat.
A Caring Whitechapel Parent Gives His View on Animal Husbandry at Bethnal Green Animal Sanctuary
A detective from a neighbouring borough reacts thoughtfully following a conducted tour around Whitechapel
The Mayor of Whitechapel learns of a pre-election visit by Jeremy Corbyn
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WHELK EXCLUSIVE: James Corden has started to eat himself.
Trump throws weight behind local paper
Claustrophobic Whitechapel man trapped in lift with scantily-clad lovelies loses battle to control bowels.
Exclusive: Largest ever concentration of utter twats recorded at Whitechapel comic conference
Theresa May attacks Piers Morgan with a hammer in “cynical” bid to boost popularity rating
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