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Film 4. 11.30: A Farewell To Arms

Comedy thriller in which a hapless factory worker reaches inside a giant meat-grinding machine to retrieve his watch with hilarious results. Not starring Donald Trump, sadly.

WARNING: Contains traces of mangled flesh and some bits of bone too I shouldn’t wonder.

The Whitechapel Whelk

We are a small, but perfectly formed band of satirists and smudge artists. We neither drink nor smoke. Nor indeed, do we use profanity or indulge in the sinful pleasures of the flesh. Now if you'll excuse me I need to get down the pub before closing time for a few pints and half an ounce of Golden Virginia. Hopefully, I'll have enough cash left to visit the local rub 'n' tug shop later for a massage and a rattling good bunk up with a painted floozie. All The Best. Danny SoZ. Editor-in-chief

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February 1, 2017

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Danny Soz, film, humour, television, The Whitechapel Whelk

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Procrastinator's Day Off
February 1, 2017 at 11:41 am

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But what happens to to the watch? Is the watch okay? I don’t know if I can bear to watch unless I know there is no harm to the watch. I hate watching watches being hurt for entertainment. Not on my watch.

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- The Whitechapel Whelk
  February 1, 2017 at 2:05 pm
  
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  Go to your room please. *shakes head in kindly, fatherly manner*
  
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