A 43-year-old Whitechapel builder has claimed that world-renowned street artist, ‘Banksy’, wrote, ‘Kick me, I’m a twat’ on the back of his donkey jacket in white chalk while he was travelling on the tube to work yesterday.
Toby Dell, a married father of two from Columbia Road, told us: “When I got to work, I noticed that the other lads were nudging each other and laughing behind my back
“Well, I’m the one who’s laughing now. Thanks to Banksy, I’ve got a priceless work of art on my coat”
“He must have done it at some point on the District Line between Whitechapel and Plaistow, where I got off.
“It’s definitely a Banksy. I recognise his handwriting from that climate change one he did last week”
Mr Dell’s wife, Tracy, 42, was a little more guarded in her reaction: “I’m pretty sure Toby junior did it after his dad bollocked him for pissing on the seat in the downstairs loo”
In other related news, a woman from neighbouring Spitalfields has claimed that a replica of the Russian modernist artist, Marc Chagall’s, ‘Flying Over Vitebsk’ has appeared in a chickenpox rash on her 7-year-old son’s arse.
April 30, 2019 at 10:13 am
so funny
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April 30, 2019 at 12:05 pm
Why, thank you π Funnily enough, I wasn’t too sure about it. Still, what do I know?! π
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April 30, 2019 at 1:04 pm
Next to nothing, clearly –
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April 30, 2019 at 3:59 pm
I’ll just keep setting you up, shall I? π
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April 30, 2019 at 12:33 pm
No picture of the rash??? Why do I bother…
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April 30, 2019 at 4:00 pm
If the anti-vaxx nutters have their way, you’ll be seeing rashes 24/7, mate. π
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April 30, 2019 at 3:10 pm
Hilarious! π
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April 30, 2019 at 3:59 pm
Keep my wife’s hair out of this!
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May 2, 2019 at 4:37 pm
Less of a Banksy and more of a Backsy!
I was once carrying a largish rug home on top of the hood of my son’s pram when a lad ran up to me and stuck something on my back, he was one of a group of lads. I couldn’t get to it and had to walk 15 minutes through the busy streets of Richmond with it stuck there and people laughing as I passed by. When I go home, I took off my top and found that it said ‘Wide Load’ made doubly funny by the fact that I’m a chubster. Cheeky little bleeder
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May 3, 2019 at 7:02 am
You said, ‘took off my top’, ‘load’ and, ‘on top’
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