22.00 Sky Cinema: Gone in 60 Seconds – Action movie starring roly-poly BBC London presenter Vanessa Feltz. Features the iconic scene which gives the movie its title when she sits down to 3 plates of large cod and chips in a cafe in East Ham
17.00 TCM: Along The Great Divide – Documentary which chronicles the hazardous journey made by a team of intrepid East London explorers as they trek for 3 days between the cheeks of Vanessa Feltz’s arse. WARNING: Contains strong winds and a great deal of wobbling.
21.00 Film 4: He’s Just Not That Into You – Documentary. A woman struggles to come to terms with her husband’s erectile dysfunction issues
19.30 BBC 4: Tough Young Teachers. – Documentary featuring a remote tribe of cannibals from Papua New Guinea who complain about the recent quality of the meat following a number of raids on missionary schools
18.15 Eurosport 1: Getting Ready For Roland Garos – A film crew spend a few hours with Mrs Garos as she gets her husband’s tea ready and puts on a clean frock prior to him getting in from work.
August 25, 2016 at 10:55 am
one in a million that Mrs Garros
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August 26, 2016 at 12:23 pm
Unfortunately the Weather Channel often has better programs than the nonsense programs available.
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August 27, 2016 at 2:47 am
At least the weather channels vary in content from time to time…unless you live in the Atacama Desert of course.
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August 27, 2016 at 12:28 pm
Atacama Desert is big news. Haven’t you heard ? 9 raindrops fell in August.
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August 27, 2016 at 2:16 pm
Christ! 9 drops??? I just hope those Atacamans had decent umbrellas!
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