A 9-year-old East London boy cursed bitterly yesterday as the promised heavy snowfall in the London area failed to materialise, forcing him to make a half-arsed snowball by despondently scooping up a handful of melting slush and mud from the grass verge outside his Whitechapel home.
The youngster was later heard to mutter, “northern cunts’ as he watched the news on TV and saw his counterparts in Yorkshire joyously sledging down steep hills in nearby streets and parks.
February 2, 2019 at 3:09 am
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February 2, 2019 at 3:18 am
A cat with attitude, that one! The kid too.
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February 2, 2019 at 3:46 am
We’re all a bit like that in ‘The Big Smoke’, Audrey. The last time I cracked a smile was when I learned that my mother-in-law had contracted blackwater fever.
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February 2, 2019 at 12:00 pm
Good on the kid. LOL.
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February 2, 2019 at 1:02 pm
Normally, I’d pass on your good wishes, but he’s moved to Arbroath and taken his sledge with him
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February 2, 2019 at 3:41 pm
Hell, he’d get a ton of snow there right now.
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February 2, 2019 at 1:04 pm
He can have my snow – I’ll send it to him. The Welk will pick up the postage, right?
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February 2, 2019 at 3:28 pm
Now, I like a covering of the white stuff as much as the next man, but what you guys have been handed out is a tad excessive. Stay warm, my friend
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February 2, 2019 at 2:59 pm
Very funny :)))
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February 2, 2019 at 3:29 pm
Thanks John. Much appreciated 🙂
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February 2, 2019 at 3:06 pm
You’re on top form again, Mr Whelk. What a cracker of a skit. Love it. 😀
PS: We had 6 inches of snow here…just saying like.
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February 2, 2019 at 3:31 pm
Aww thanks Touch. We always feel we’re on the right track when we get your seal of approval. 🙂
Go easy on the smutty innuendo btw. Family blog and all that 😦
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February 2, 2019 at 4:28 pm
We? No intention of being smutty but I’ve edited to clarify.
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February 2, 2019 at 6:30 pm
My fault, princess. I wasn’t being critical. I was joking. I should have added a smiley…like dis one. 😀
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