“An extremely shifty triumph – Melody Maker
“A masterpiece of entitled lying and waffling” – NME
“Uneasy listening” – Mother & Baby Monthly
“Who the f**k is he trying to kid? – The Archbishop of Canterbury
“A little pizza musical heaven” – Pun World
Available in a seedy, mucky book shop near you and also on the dark web.
The Whitechapel Whelk 
December 2, 2019 at 5:48 am
Reblogged this on SOZ SATIRE.
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December 2, 2019 at 6:56 am
Nicely quoted mate! The Swine!
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December 2, 2019 at 7:25 am
Cheers Inchy. I take it you’re taking his story with a pinch of salt too eh? 😉
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December 2, 2019 at 11:30 pm
Wel, if you insist. Hehe!
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December 2, 2019 at 3:02 pm
Have to agree with the Archbishop on this one!
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December 2, 2019 at 8:12 pm
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Thanks for reading Shinbone Star and trump War Story. never visited here before. Will be following.
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December 3, 2019 at 4:29 am
Shinbone is one of the very few blogs I actually do read in this place. Always on point, relevant and right! Thanks for the follow, my friend. Appreciate it 🙂
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December 3, 2019 at 3:23 pm
Thank you again. Just finished reading your Tuesday page… still smiling…. except when attention wavers and I hear myself listening to the Trumpinator blabbing. How dare that shit threaten to “punish” NATO members… sounds like Joseph Stalin.
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December 3, 2019 at 3:58 pm
Thank you kindly, Nathaniel. We have the orange doofus on our side of the puddle at the moment. He’s in London town – as am I – right now and I swear the atmosphere has darkened despite the brilliant Winter sunshine. Surely this weapons-grade cretin and mobster can’t win a second term in your great country? Mind you, we have our very own resident fascist right here in Downing Street 🙂
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December 3, 2019 at 4:20 pm
Pray I hope you are right. We are “doing our bit ” to steal a phrase to make sure he isn’t but money talks and bullshit walks, to apply another.
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December 3, 2019 at 2:08 pm
Maybe the girls will release an album and include ‘Some Day My Prince Will Come’? 😛
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December 3, 2019 at 4:00 pm
This is typical of you, Touch. You come up with a truly great addition right after we’ve gone to press 😛
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December 3, 2019 at 4:02 pm
Damn, if only I’d sent you this idea before you created the post? Soz!
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December 3, 2019 at 5:19 pm
Never mind. I’d still like to marry you, if that’s ok? No rush but a Xmas honeymoon in Southend would be nice.
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December 3, 2019 at 5:24 pm
Southend you say? Pushing the boat out and no error! I feel spoiled to bits. 😛
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December 3, 2019 at 6:28 pm
Stop being a diva or I’ll book us a weekend in Mablethorp!
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December 3, 2019 at 7:05 pm
Hahaha! God, I hit the jackpot when I met you! 😀
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December 4, 2019 at 5:37 am
Aye 😀
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