SKY MOVIES SELECT. 19.30 – As Good As It Gets.

Comedy drama which sees Donald Trump getting run over by a steamroller driven by Simon Cowell which then explodes a few metres further down the road alongside a bus stop where Justin Bieber and Nigel Farage are waiting for a No. 2 to Hackney Town Hall.

WARNING: Contains small fragments of irritating arseoles and loud gales of laughter.