Now, any non-Brits out there won’t have the foggiest idea what the above meme signifies. Let me enlighten you then, my wuffly, ickle foreign swine.
The man photoshopped into the above smudge by our very own and much-loved, Artful Dodger, is Jeremy Corbyn, or ‘Jezza’ as he is known to his Stalinist acolytes. He is a political extremist who has about as much chance of becoming Britain’s next prime minister as my grandma has of being voted “Little Miss Whitechapel Perky Tits 2020”
Yesterday, he was exposed by the media as having lied through his crooked teeth about being unable to find a seat on a London to Newcastle train.
In short ladies and gents, he was caught on CCTV walking through empty carriages in order to find a full one. He then sat cross-legged on the floor, for all the world like some kind of unkempt Gandhi sans nappy, and proceeded to bleat about the parlous state of our rail system and how Uncle Jezza was going to make everything beautiful again for the lumpen proletariat.
In our view, this man is a duplicitous, lying mug who will condemn the working class of Great Britain to at least 20 more years under a right-wing Tory government. We have, therefore, made the decision to hammer the fucker every single chance we get and then some.
Thank you for giving us this platform to air our views. We hope we’re sending out the right signals and that you’ve managed to follow our train of thought. If not, you can go whistle etc
Now, here’s what his PR team SHOULD have done before condemning their boy to that ‘walk of death’
ALL ABOARD WHO’S COMIN’ ABOARD! 🙂
August 24, 2016 at 7:05 am
As if Jezza was going to Newcastle. And have you seen the state of his front garden? The man can’t even organise a half decent bush (ahem) let alone the country.
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August 24, 2016 at 7:17 am
His front garden PG? I hope to God that’s not a euphemism! I’m gonna be tucking in to me Sugar Puffs in a minute! 😦
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August 24, 2016 at 7:26 am
Oh man, that’s the most awful mental image that has ever entered by brain, I think. No, no – I definitely didn’t mean that. Sugar puffs are probably ruined anyway – heartfelt apologies, dear chap.
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August 24, 2016 at 8:38 am
Haha. Apology accepted PG. I eventually opted for a knitted yoghurt with quinoa. It’s what Jezza would have wanted 😀
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August 24, 2016 at 8:40 am
A breakfast to give you the Trots – exactly what he would have wanted 😉
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August 24, 2016 at 1:01 pm
Oi! I’ll do the funny gags around here if you don’t mind PG. Why I outta! 😦
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August 24, 2016 at 1:17 pm
Shucks, I’m sorry. Not knowing my place has always been my problem. I shall stand here quietly in anticipation of a sound thrashing 😉
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August 24, 2016 at 6:43 pm
IGOR! There’s another one waiting for correction in The Dungeon of Wistful Screams!
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August 24, 2016 at 6:44 pm
HA!
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August 24, 2016 at 8:02 am
Great bit of Photoshop work there! Rock on Jezza, every Tory’s favourite lefty, keep up the good work 😉
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August 24, 2016 at 8:34 am
Thank you my friend. Photoshop wizardry by our very own Artful Dodger. Searing satire by yours truly. Personally, I prefer the pics 😀
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August 24, 2016 at 9:28 am
Oooh! You are awesome
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August 24, 2016 at 1:03 pm
It’s uncanny how our minds are almost as one Grimbers. UNCANNY I TELL YERS!!!!!
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August 24, 2016 at 2:06 pm
synchronicity, dear boy, mere synchronicity
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August 24, 2016 at 11:34 am
Best wishes for you grandma’s campaign.
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August 24, 2016 at 1:00 pm
Thank’s Carl. I shall pass on your good wishes to the old girl. When she sobers up of course.
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August 24, 2016 at 4:53 pm
‘…..non Brits won’t have the foggiest idea (about a man who cried ‘overcrowded’ on an under-empty train while having having his banger mashed on the floor next to an empty table with his name on it)! You’d be surprised; the Guardian is a globally loved and respected publication, thanks to tit teasers like Jekyll scribe Marina Hyde. Jezza is a global phenomenon, even here in Germany. We love people who invent fables on trains.
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August 24, 2016 at 6:41 pm
Then, you’ll go wild over erstwhile UKIP leader, Nigel Farage. He invents fables EVERYWHERE! 😀
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August 24, 2016 at 6:45 pm
I had a pair of those “Stand up” pants Touch.
They didn’t work 😦
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August 25, 2016 at 6:19 am
Dungeon of Wistful Screams, eh? Is that near London Bridge? My kinda place. Could pop in, thrash a floozy or two and still catch the 7.45 to Sevenoaks.
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August 25, 2016 at 6:23 am
Yes it’s next door to the olde jailhouse in Clink Street. You can’t miss it, just follow the blood trail
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August 25, 2016 at 6:27 am
Got it, ta. Probably see ya there.
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