It’s a little-known fact that President Donald Trump, by his own admission, was a gifted and nimble-footed ballroom dancer, who, had his career not been tragically cut short by a bone-spur flare-up, would have gone on to reach unprecedented heights in the discipline, resulting in his being named as Time magazine’s Man Of The Year for a record 40 years in succession and then for a further half-century following his death.
It’s a sobering thought that a man who would gladly race into a besieged high school and take out a crazed gunman without a thought for his own mortality could also have achieved a perfect ’10’ from Len Goodman following an inspired paso doble at The Whitechapel Palais de Dance – Ed
January 12, 2019 at 5:31 am
Reblogged this on SOZ SATIRE.
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January 12, 2019 at 5:32 am
I’m a shit-hot ballroom dancer myself, as it happens
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January 12, 2019 at 5:33 am
Are you mate?
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January 12, 2019 at 5:35 am
Yeah, absolutely shit hot. In fact, I’m going to ask, Touch, out of A Touch of Cinnamon, to come out dancing with me. Once she’s seen all my moves, I’m a nailed on certainty to get my trotters under her table!
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January 12, 2019 at 5:36 am
You leave Touch alone, you scumbag! Touch ain’t like that!
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January 12, 2019 at 5:38 am
Oooooooooh, listen to you. You love Touch, you do. You love her and want to marry her 😀
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January 12, 2019 at 5:38 am
Look, just shut up about her will you!
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January 12, 2019 at 5:39 am
Triggered! 😀
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January 19, 2019 at 5:45 pm
Sorry SoZ, I only have eyes for Mr Whelk. 😀
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January 19, 2019 at 6:24 pm
See that, you poxy mug? Eyes only for me! Now sling your bastard hook you milky scumbag!
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January 19, 2019 at 6:28 pm
You crack me up. 😀 x
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January 20, 2019 at 5:24 pm
You my honey. x
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January 20, 2019 at 5:25 pm
You also said: ‘crack’
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January 12, 2019 at 12:07 pm
The same tragic bone spurs kept him from being shot by his own troops in Vietnam.
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January 12, 2019 at 8:00 pm
Apparently, he would have made a “great General”. If you tried to invent this chump you’d be laughed out of town, mate 😀
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January 12, 2019 at 8:40 pm
Seriously. This is life being stranger that the worst fiction. “It was a dark and stormy night in ‘merica…”
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January 13, 2019 at 3:04 am
I’m loving your work, Dan. Ever considered self-publishng an absolutely apalling novel? 😉
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January 13, 2019 at 12:53 pm
I’ve had that thought, but I’ve been able to hold it at bay for now. Thanks.
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