A recent study by Cambridge University has revealed, that during the course of a 14-night, all-inclusive holiday break, the average British woman will eat up to 3 times her own bodyweight in the hotel dining area.
The 5-year study, conducted in a number of Spanish holiday resorts, found that over 90 per cent of women have two, and sometimes three, main course meals, and up to 5 desserts during the course of the evening, as well as consuming more calories during breakfast and lunch than an Olympic weightlifter in the super-heavyweight class.
Professor, Toby Dell, MRCP, who led the study, told a nutritionist’s conference in Westminster: “It’s not fully understood why women, in particular, behave in this way.
“One theory is that they are replenishing lost body mass, shed during the ubiquitous, pre-holiday dieting.
“Another supposition puts forward the premise that women, particularly those whose holiday has been paid for by a partner, are making sure that he or she gets full value for money.
“While others, and I include myself in this category, lean towards the theory that they are just greedy fuckers”
These findings come just a month after a study by Swansea University found that holidaying overweight men with bitch tits and hairy backs who criticise women’s bodies on the beach, invariably have small penises, suffer from erectile dysfunction, and are bullied in the workplace.
April 7, 2019 at 10:25 am
I hate food
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April 7, 2019 at 10:31 am
Do you mate? You’d be a cheap dinner date in that case.
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April 7, 2019 at 12:37 pm
I’d have to be dateable in the first place to be a cheap date
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April 7, 2019 at 6:51 pm
Hey, there’s somebody out there for everyone. Even my wife found the love of her life. But that’s enough about the milkman…
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April 7, 2019 at 1:23 pm
That ain’t nothing. Watch seniors at the cruise ship buffet sometime.
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April 7, 2019 at 6:53 pm
I should imagine it’s a bit like The Black Hole of Calcutta but with more suffocation and deaths
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April 7, 2019 at 5:44 pm
I’ve been known to eat 7 desserts. Must keep up my strength for sightseeing. 😀
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April 7, 2019 at 6:54 pm
7 deserts? But didn’t all that sand get in your teeth???
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April 7, 2019 at 6:39 pm
Those figures sound way too small. I guess most women don’t really like to confess what they’ve actually eaten when answering surveys, just in case it makes them look bad.
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April 7, 2019 at 6:56 pm
Women don’t like to confess anything when it comes to food. My nan used to eat direct from the saucepan while leaning over the sink. 😀
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April 7, 2019 at 6:56 pm
You say it like there’s something wrong with that?! 😛
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April 8, 2019 at 7:38 am
Marry me or live a life of constant carefree joy!
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April 8, 2019 at 3:20 pm
Lol. Joy smoy, give me hassle and grief any day of the week. Now for who to have as my bridesmaids.
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April 9, 2019 at 3:50 am
Errrm could you have the blonde bint out of Sein Fein and that Kimberly out of Girls Aloud?
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