A 23-year-old Whitechapel woman killed her partner in cold blood after discovering a small clump of dark hairs on her big toe, an Old Bailey jury was told yesterday.
Tracy Ree, a legal secretary from Dock Street, attacked her partner, Toby Dell, 27, a self-employed forklift truck mechanic, with an axe after making the discovery on the evening of June 16 last year.
Prosecuting counsel, Carter Shay QC, told the court that Ms Ree had complained to the deceased after spotting the hairs and that he’d made light of the issue, calling her, Big Foot, and, Hairy Mary.
The plaintiff then allegedly flew into a murderous rage and attacked Mr Dell with an axe, severing his head and one of his legs.
The court heard that Ms Ree then tried to dispose of his body by dismembering the corpse and boiling the body parts on the stove.
The cooked remains were then left out in the street for urban foxes and local stray dogs to consume.
However, police were alerted when a West Highland Terrier belonging to a neighbour came home with one of Mr Dell’s arms in its jaws.
The neighbour concerned immediately called the police after recognising one of Mr Dell’s tattoos.
The case continues
In other news, a 23-year-old woman from Cripplegate in East London was sentenced to a full life term yesterday after a court found her guilty of dissolving her husband in a vat of sulphuric acid after shooting him dead for laughing at her new hairdo.
February 10, 2019 at 4:09 am
Jew reckon, Touch out of, A Touch of Cinnamon, has got hairy toes, bruv? I do. I reckon her plates of meat are entirely covered in a luxuriant growth of thick black hair!
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February 10, 2019 at 4:10 am
I told you not to mention, Touch.
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February 10, 2019 at 4:12 am
You love Touch. You love her and want to marry her, you do! 😀
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February 10, 2019 at 4:13 am
I’ve got your details. Home address, place of work, the full monty
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February 10, 2019 at 4:14 am
Fuck!
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February 10, 2019 at 6:27 pm
Hairy toes, feet, legs…everything. It’s like the Planet of the Apes in my house. 😛
Do ya still love us?
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February 11, 2019 at 1:44 pm
Aye 😀
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February 10, 2019 at 4:15 am
Reblogged this on SOZ SATIRE.
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February 10, 2019 at 4:30 am
Maybe Touch will share a pic.
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February 10, 2019 at 5:12 am
I did ask her to once but I don’t think she understood what I was driving at when she sent me a landscape shot she’d taken earlier of Ilkley Moor 😦
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February 10, 2019 at 12:21 pm
Hence we say “you look wonderful, dear.”
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February 10, 2019 at 3:58 pm
Justifiable homicide! 😀
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February 11, 2019 at 1:44 pm
Indeed it was 🙂
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