Controversial Conservative backbencher and leading Brexiteer, Jacob Rees-Mogg, has been remanded in custody by Horseferry Road magistrates after allegedly attacking, child tv personality, Honey Boo Boo, with a Victorian life-preserver – a type of wooden cudgel.
Rees-Mogg, 49, allegedly lay in wait for the youngster outside The Marriot Hotel in Westminster where she was staying during a family holiday with her parents, Mama June and Sugar Bear.
According to an eye-witness, the Tory MP for North-East Somerset, launched a frenzied attack on Boo Boo as she made her way to a waiting Uber taxi, bludgeoning her to the ground before making off towards Vauxhall Bridge.
A close friend of the Tory toff told us last night: “I’m not surprised that Jacob has battered Honey Boo Boo.
“He’s never liked her and used to slag her off in Latin whenever her show was on.
” I once saw him kick his telly screen in during an episode in which Honey was being fitted for a beauty pageant ball gown”
In 2014, Rees-Mogg was fined £150 and bound over to keep the peace after punching, American singing star, Little Jimmy Osmond, in the stomach in a restaurant in Knightsbridge.
June 7, 2019 at 5:22 am
Reblogged this on SOZ SATIRE.
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June 7, 2019 at 5:24 am
Did I write this one? If so, is there a few quid in it for me?
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June 7, 2019 at 5:25 am
Yes you did and no there isn’t
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June 7, 2019 at 5:25 am
Yes, I was rather afraid of that.
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June 7, 2019 at 11:27 am
Mind you…alas… and much as it kills me to say…. for once I would be in agreement … In fact he’;d have tae banjo me out the way. Of course I would hit him first…
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June 7, 2019 at 2:15 pm
Made us all chuckle here at Whelk Towers did that one 😀
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June 7, 2019 at 2:23 pm
Just one hundred and fifty pounds… I’d pay that for the privilege…
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June 7, 2019 at 6:53 pm
I doubt you’d be alone in your act of largesse.
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June 8, 2019 at 12:02 am
I’d pay more. Think we should have a bounce up here
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June 7, 2019 at 4:39 pm
Hail, Jacob! Well done! 😀
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June 7, 2019 at 6:56 pm
She is now a professor of Greek and Latin studies at Cambridge university. A bloke down the pub told me that – Ed
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June 24, 2019 at 3:14 pm
As a humble Tea Bag I struggle to read this due to my lack of eye balls
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