A 42-year-old Whitechapel man last week made a snap judgement that a woman in her 30s that he spotted singing along to a contemporary pop song in a market on the holiday isle of Gran Canaria was highly likely to be, ‘a complete twat’ in her private life.
Toby Dell, from Vallance Road, told us: “As soon as I spotted this dozy bint, singing along to the hit, I realised that the chances of her being a weapons-grade irritant and a complete twat were a nailed-on certainty.
“I was sorely tempted to tell her to belt up and to stop acting the giddy arseole, but I had the wife and kids with me”
Dell’s outburst comes just a week after a woman from neighbouring Shoreditch told newsmen, that in her opinion, a middle-aged woman whom she had seen gyrating slowly to a Spanish pop song in a Pingo Doce supermarket in Albufeira in Portugal was ‘a fucking silly bitch’
June 28, 2019 at 11:57 am
And they say “dance like nobody’s watching” – Pfffft
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June 28, 2019 at 5:19 pm
Yes, and Mr Trump says that his administration ‘runs like a finely-tooned machine’. But, of course, that’s completely accurate…right?
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June 28, 2019 at 9:35 pm
Yes. But the machine is the Slinky Dog pull toy.
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June 28, 2019 at 2:34 pm
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June 28, 2019 at 4:26 pm
Good thing I only sing in the shower! 😀
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June 28, 2019 at 5:22 pm
We don’t take showers. Our graphics editor rubs us down with a sheet of soapy A4 paper at the end of the working day. If she wasn’t so pretty I’d call the feds!
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June 30, 2019 at 9:14 am
Misogyny on tour, eh?
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